Boo-cannon

It’s hard for me not to feel ignored or less important when you’re talking on the phone with him all the time. Always looking for him. Always comparing me to him.

3ridan:

riddlersgammon:

hyungstrider:

if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can

what if its a baby

dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

time-lord-swag:

“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy

time-lord-swag:

“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy

vintagernisery:

rhydonmyhardon:

reblog if you remember lil’ bill a.k.a black caillou

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except lil bill wasn’t a lil bitch

me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
me during an exam: alright focus
me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
me during an exam: lol fuck this
me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
me during an exam: oh exam right
me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
me during an exam: i am better than all of you
me during an exam: peasants
me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
me during an exam: was i doing something
me during an exam: right test okay
me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
me during an exam: did we learn this
me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
me during an exam: is that really necessary
me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
me during an exam: i will kill all of you

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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bedquest:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

the MAJESTY